I went there and never want to again.

S is for should have gone somewhere else, anywhere actually…Iraq would have been better!

L is for lame food, lavishly overpriced accommodation and loud tourists that destroyed the potential this island had.

A is for a daybed and people’s fascination that it was ‘like a bed on a beach’..yep – a daybed…tricky name that – and then stand around it drinking and yelling at each other. I actually had a different A word but thought better of it.

 

M is for masks warned by characters outside restaurants (a new rule to add to my “don’t eat here if…” list).

U is for underwhelming and u shouldn’t go here.

J is for ‘JD and coke, which dude is all I drink’. I didn’t care, but did pick them right that when the power went out on the third night they thought it was ‘shootin’ time’ and just another great Saturday night. Yep, karma is getting me back from all those other great holidays.

E is for exit. I was looking for one the whole time…finally leaving early and having to wait for 3 hours in a queue for the ferry. The power had failed for the second night on the island and everyone it seemed had the same idea.

R is for ripped-off, I was.

E is for ecstasy…don’t worry, not the drug type…how I felt when I was in Cancun and away from this place.

S is for skip it, next time I will and you should too!